Friday, May 31, 2013

I'll bring the muffins.

GREEN VEST BY FASHION GAL | CROP TOP BY NASTYGAL | BDG SHORTS | REST THRIFTED

     I'm aware, my stomach is a tad muffin top with these shorts. But really, fuck it. I want to be free of my body image. I'm not skinny enough? I'm not fat enough? I will never please anyone. So I am going to just please myself.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

DISNEY IS DYSFUNCTIONAL

JAC VANEK "I HATE EVERYONE" JACKET | ROMWE SHORTS | NASTY GAL TANK | UNIF DAS BOOT

GOT MYSELF A DISNEYLAND PASS! WOO! I WORE MY UNIF HEELS, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW RUDE PEOPLE ARE. I GOT SO MANY STARES AND SCOWLS. WHENEVER PEOPLE ASK ME "HOW DO YOU WALK IN THOSE?" I SAY "HOW DO YOU WALK IN THOSE."POINTING AT THEIR FLAT SHOES. TRUST ME, IF I COULD NOT WEAR HEELS I WOULDN'T. BUT FLAT SHOES HURT MY FEET. HEELS DON'T. SIMPLE AS THAT.

THEN IT GOT BETTER. A DISNEYLAND EMPLOYEE THAT CHECKED YOUR BAGS (OLDER WOMAN IN HER 50's) TOLD ME I COULD NOT WEAR MY JAC VANEK "I HATE EVERYONE" JACKET. IT WAS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE CHILDREN. FIRST OF ALL, WHY WAS THERE A MAN INSIDE THE PARK WITH A TEE OF A WOMAN NAKED WITH ONLY A STAR OVER HER NIP. DOUBLE STANDARD I'D SAY.

SHE TOLD ME I HAD TO FLIP IT INSIDE OUT, AND I COMPLETELY IGNORED HER, CAUSE I A BITCH.